Morning Feed

FORGET RESTAURANT WEEK. Next month is theater month.

"See world-class Shakespeare. Marvelous Molière. Exciting new productions of American classics. Or new plays that challenge and incite," promise the sponsors of this event. The Arena Stage, the Folger, Ford's, Gala Hispanic, the National, the Roundhouse, Shakespeare, Signature, Studio, Woolly Mammoth.

Apparently there are hotel packages for the out-of-towners who thought DC was the place to see theater and not NYC. Acutally this is a good thing in light of anticipated glut in theater construction.

One Liners

BOON TO HOWARD, bust to DC taxpayers. Howard University could come out smelling like long-stem $100 bills if DC and HU build a hospital in SE. Maybe the hosptial should be built in Chevy Chase because it took an ambulence 22 minutes to reach the deceased David Rosenbaum of the New York Times.

CARVEL IS COMING to Columbia Heights. Banner went up next to the Wachovia Bank at 3325 14th St. NW, near the Giant Supermarket. Can anybody say CookiePuss? Does anyone remember CookiePuss?